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Here are some political jokes to brighten everybody’s day. Try to laugh more, it will make you live longer. And do not let the news get you too down, after all the news is an entertainment factor and bad news sells. There are always political jokes out there during the campaign process and a little humor is always good. A media analysts study found that many U.S. Network comedians have not made as many jokes about Obama:

“The final tallies for the top politicians were 549 jokes about McCain, the senator from Arizona, and 562 comic jabs at Clinton, who was once a White House hopeful herself. President George Bush was the most targeted politician on the five comedians’ U.S. shows with a final tally of 605 jokes being directed his way. Obama was last among the four notable names with only 382 jokes being lobbed at him, the Times said.”

I think it is because they are first of all biased and it is hard to talk about Obama, let alone joke about him without Obama saying you can’t talk about him. Remember though there is usually some truth in jokes. Do not be afraid to laugh.

• ….a teacher was a big Obama fan and wanted to see what her students thought so one day she asked all her students to raise there hands if they liked barrack obama and all of them raised there hand accept for one kid in the back of the room… the teacher said “johny u dont like barrack obama? and johny said well my dad is a republican and so is my mom so ive always been a republican… the teacher was kind of mad… later in the class the teacher got smart with him and said “well johny what if ur mom was an idiot and ur dad was a moron”…johny said then i guess that would make me an obama fan

• Q. Why won’t Obama release his real birth certificate? A.  He wants to surprise us at his swearing in.
• Q. Why won’t Obama Messiah release his real birth certificate? A. It got mixed in with his Rezko mortgage records and shredded.
• Q. Why won’t Obama laugh at himself? A. Because it would be racist.
• Q. What do Obama and Osama have in common? A. They both have friends who bombed the Pentagon.
• Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a crooked lawyer? A: Barack Obama.
• Q. Why did Obama change his name from Barry to Barack? A. He thought Barry sounded too American.
• Q. Why wouldn’t Barack salute the American flag? A. It was ours.
• Q. Why does Barack want higher taxes? A. Cause he won’t be the one paying them.
• Q. Why does Barack Obama oppose the Second Amendment? A. It stands between him and the First.
• Q: Why are there so few real Barack Obama jokes? A: Most of them are true stories.

• “Barack Obama now says he is open to offshore oil drilling. So, apparently, when he promised change, he was talking about his mind.” –Jay Leno
• “I’m sure you know by now, Jesse Jackson was overheard saying, and I’ll put this more delicately, that he wanted to cut Barack Obama’s testicles off. And Jesse has been on several news programs the last couple of days, explaining what he meant by those comments. Do you need to explain that?” –Jay Leno
• “Barack Obama was speaking to a Jewish group, and he told them that his name Barack is the same as the Jewish word ‘baruch,’ which means one who’s blessed. That’s what he said, yeah. Obama had a harder time explaining his middle name, Hussein. Things got quiet there.” –Conan O’Brien

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